remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it
the real gem of todays update tbh
Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
Come with me to the magical year of 2005 where some poor producer made the grave mistake of telling John Cena that his album “You Can’t See Me” was going to get a parental advisory sticker meaning that he’d be able to cuss.
This is what happened.
Why does it keep playing a fart sound effect?
Supposed to be a synth ass bass but sounds like a fart it’s so great.
broe this no joke sounds like some shit off the OST for Time Force Power Rangers for the GBA
Horrifying Sounds of Hurricane Ike
This video was recorded on the 11th floor of a hotel as the eye of Hurricane Ike passed over the building.
look at this edgy ass shit lmao
I have cuts on my arm from this
it’s spelled in doom font, i’m laughing my way to the grave
so is that what they meant by sending people to their graves? cuz they’d be laughin too damn hard and die?
I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?
Of course you have to drag it and be amazed
ok but look at the beautiful screenshots i saved while hunting for this quote